oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
