I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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