how hairy? two words: wookie tits
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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