Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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