I need help removing her.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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