So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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