I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Soap is not a condiment
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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