Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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