saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
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