Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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