You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
only if we run a train.
done.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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