Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
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