school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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