now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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