shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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