I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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