Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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