? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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