rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
All the doctor said was why
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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