She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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