I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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