Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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