How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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