I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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