Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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