But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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