just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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