like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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