Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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