WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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