i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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