i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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