It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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