he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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