The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
