What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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