You're my little dorito
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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