We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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