Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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