Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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