how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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