I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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