Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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