If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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