Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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