Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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