Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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