dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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