Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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