I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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