We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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