Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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