im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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