This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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