No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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